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It’s Cinco De Mayo! I’m so glad I am posting this on May 5 and not on, for example, some time in August, due to a totally unforeseen error in a blog posting service that I might use in the future to help me post blogs while we’re out of town! So, yeah, Hooray for May 5, 2010!

Everyone is FULL of Cinco De Mayo FESTIVENESS! Just look at ROGER! He’s SO FESTIVE!

He doesn’t look like he’s sleeping or anything! Other REAL PEOPLE were also VERY EXCITED to have custom HATS for the party! Like this girl:

And also this guy:

And this man who is obviously not a toy robot on a desk!:

We’re having such a GREAT TIME! Even Jason is really into the whole Sombrero-To_Work day! LOOK:

I’m sure he was just resting his scalp from all the serious Cinco De PARTYING it was doing just moments before! Only one guy wasn’t really into the whole thing. He just wasn’t really into the whole celebration:

I mean JEEZ, try a little you know? Anyways, Next Stop, the Fourth of July!

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Posted 6:34 am on August 18th, 2010 by goodie
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We are currently out of town at the Magic trade show in Las Vegas, Mexico. So I’ve enlisted the help of BLOG-BOT625 to help schedule blog posts this week while we’re away! He’ll be posting blogs I’ve written at certain times to keep things fresh. Without further ado, take it away, Blog-Bot!

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We work very hard to research the topics with the greatest L-ROI-J, that is, Laugh Return On Investment of Joke, and we’ve made it our business to discover the intricacies of what it is that motivates laughter when applied to t-shirts. For this reason it is of upmost importance that we constantly strive to acquire the newest forms of great goodness this vast world of joke material has to offer. For this reason, I just got a hot dog phone.

Now you may be wondering, “Why, Mr. Cool Idea, why didn’t you get a hamburger phone, or better yet, a burrito phone?” My answer to that question, my dear friend, is LOOK OVER THERE! IT’S ME ON MY HOT DOG PHONE! LOL

See what I did there? I side-swiped you with how awesome it is to conduct business on a HOT DOG PHONE! But what if someone ON my hot dog phone tried to insult my hot dog phone? Well, just look:

That’s right! I turn into a frog and say, “I think YOU’RE a hot dog phone.” That’ll show ‘em. I wonder what they would then say in return?…. Let’s see:

Woah! Jeez, sorry for calling you a hot dog phone Mr. President! You don’t have to be so mean! Wait a second… this phone… looks so… delicious…..

*CRUNCH* - Sorry, you’re breaking up -*CRUNCH*CRUNCH*… should hot dog phones be this crunchy?

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Posted 6:07 am on August 17th, 2010 by goodie
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That’s something you’re all very familiar with, right? Robin Leach? Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous? Not a song by Good Charlotte? Me neither! Who’s Good Charlotte! Who’s Robin Leach! What’s a Lifestyle! Anyway, as we already mentioned, Gerard B. of San Jose, CA won our XBox 360 give away, in which he won a ton of stuff (not literally 2,000 lbs). He sent some photos our way to showcase his winnings!

We never really know what our prize winner are going to like, so we try and throw in extras that 100% of people like, like Mr. T mini-comic books.

We also try and throw in some exclusives just for our winners. That’s a good shirt idea actually, Tyrannosaurus Rexclusive!

I think we like Mr. T as much as we like the Golden Girls. Which some people might say is weird, but nobody cool.

I think the best part is when Gerard said that everything arrived, unannounced, on his birthday! We didn’t plan it that way (because we aren’t lurkers who know your guys’s birthdays.) but I’m glad it happened that way! I mean, you win an XBox 360 and a bunch of free loot and get it all on your 360th birthday? It’s got to be a sign. Oh, also I don’t know if Gerard actually turned 360 years old, (because we aren’t lurkers who know your guys’s ages.) but it’s safe to assume since I just turned 374 and we look about the same age. What? Good Charlotte knows what I’m talking about.

Posted 11:22 am on August 16th, 2010 by goodie
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So the Goodie Two Sleeves® Prank War 2010 continues. Locals have been calling it the ‘100 Year War’ because apparently it’s being played by a bunch of 100 year olds like myself. I’m so OLLLLLDDDD! Just kidding. You all know I’m a twelve year old girl. ANY-PATRICK-SH-WAYZE… It started with a missing chair, then escalated to a missing chair, then escalated to a Saranâ„¢ wrapped desk and has finally reached epic, foil-like proportions. Enter, Jason. He goes on a fun and foil-free vacation only to return to this metallic mayhem - fun for the whole family!

When will this 100 Year War ENNNNNDDDD!!???!? Probably never, as I have been promised I’m next, and I don’t just FORGIVE pranks like they AREN’T LIFE ALTERING.

Posted 9:28 am on August 13th, 2010 by goodie
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Once I jumped off an airplane onto an inflatable slide holding a frosty beverage too! Except it wasn’t an airplane, it was a jungle gym. And it wasn’t an inflatable slide, it was an innertube. And the frosty beverage was warm milk. But otherwise, so similar!

Grab your own Pullin a Slater tee, designed to look just like the ‘in case of emergency’ pamphlets you get on a plane! In case you’re tired of you job, go down this slide! Booya.

A portion of the proceeds from each shirt will be donated on your behalf to Steven Slater’s legal defense fund! If that isn’t enough, you also get free buttons and stickers with every order! If THAT isn’t enough, then save 15% off your order using Coupon Code: SLATER during checkout! If THAT isn’t enough then you can also have the rest of my apple.

Posted 1:44 pm on August 12th, 2010 by goodie
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That’s right ladies and gentle-bens! Today we’re talking bikes! We’re making BMX bikes now! JUST LYING! Our friend Adam Cole put a Goodie sticker on his whip though, take a look!

Nice Handshakes Are For Strangers tee, Adam! Also, one of our designers, Leslie has a bike! She covered it in 5 Goodie stickers! So I guess that makes her 5 times as good as Adam at having a bike with Goodie stickers? Also, she is pictured here, being very good at being invisible:

Neat invisibility trick, Leslie! If you have a picture of YOUR bike ( Or computer, or desk, or school binder [or summer binder? Y'know, cuz skoolz out? { Nevermind.} ] ) then make sure to send it to us at pictures@goodietwosleeves.com!

Posted 6:17 am on August 12th, 2010 by goodie
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This rare footage of an elusive businessman in his natural habitat must have been obtained by a ninja videographer as most dancing businessmen are usually found in karaoke bars, not nears their desks. This is a rare treat! Also more shirt related news coming shortly.

Posted 6:08 am on August 11th, 2010 by goodie
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