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We’ve been doing a lot of business with Hot Topic recently and it’s been great, but for SOME reason all you guys really LOVE you some dinosaurs! This shirt is making it’s way around the globe at this point! Grab your own I Heart Dino Sports Tee at hottopic.com or in one of their stores today!
Oh I almost forgot. We don’t promote other brands or anything on here (because DUH) but while in Las Vegas I had to have my picture taken with a zombie hello kitty. That’s right, I HAD TO. I was literally FORCED to (by myself). Enjoy:
We attend a big fashion trade show in Vegas a couple times every year and this year I ran into so many celebrities! I have a friend named Carly who literally runs into someone famous every day, but even she doesn’t meet a different famous person every 5 minutes! I almost couldn’t keep up! Here’s some of the highlights:
This is me with Johnny Depp!
He was very polite! Here is me with Ryan Gossling from The Notebook!
Neat Guy! Here’s me with Shaggy from Scooby-Doo!
He didn’t remember this later! Here’s me with Mario Lopez from Saved By the Bell and other tv!
Cool hair, Mario! At first I thought this was Robert Pattinson, but I realized later it was only Taylor Lautner:
So stoic! I met Val Kilmer too!
Get a shirt, Val! I was incredibly fortunate to run into one of my favorite actors, Johnny Depp:
I also finally ran into the REAL Robert Pattinson too!
And last but certainly not least, I had the wonderful privilege of getting a quick shot with my favorite actor in between him laying down fresh beats, here’s me and Johnny Depp!
Man! Such a great guy! All of them were! But in all seriousness (because the preceding post has not been serious.) I LITERALLY DID see T.I. the rapper on the escalator going the opposite way of me. He looked right at me and we were 5 feet apart and I simply put up my hand and WAVED IN HIS FACE. It was awesome. It was sort of like when I ‘chunked a deuce’ to Paul Wall as he was getting on an elevator. Both true stories!
“But did you actually work in Las Vegas?” I’m glad you asked, self! Yes! And we’ll be announcing some huge news as soon as the details are finalized! Stay tuned!
Man, we are SO BUSY this week. I apologize for NOTHING though because business is busy and that is a great thing! That being said, you may ask yourself, “Myself, how does Goodie Two Sleeves® manage to stay warm during these freezing California summer days and still get all the hilarious work done that they need to?”
Good question!
More soon, from our trip to Vegas and new merch coming your way!
So we’re back from Vegas, regained control of our blog from a robot and we’re also RICH! We’ll update you all further next week but for now rest assured we are retiring early because gambling PAYS! For example, Jason made a single $100 bet and he won $100! That’s $200! Which is almost $1,000,000!
Using Jason’s example I set out to get equally rich… AND I DID! I didn’t have any money to gamble, but what I won was equally valuable.
I can eat forever! I soon plan on going to the Black Market and selling my cucumber slices for one million dollars and retiring. Have a good weekend!
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It’s Cinco De Mayo! I’m so glad I am posting this on May 5 and not on, for example, some time in August, due to a totally unforeseen error in a blog posting service that I might use in the future to help me post blogs while we’re out of town! So, yeah, Hooray for May 5, 2010!
Everyone is FULL of Cinco De Mayo FESTIVENESS! Just look at ROGER! He’s SO FESTIVE!
He doesn’t look like he’s sleeping or anything! Other REAL PEOPLE were also VERY EXCITED to have custom HATS for the party! Like this girl:
And also this guy:
And this man who is obviously not a toy robot on a desk!:
We’re having such a GREAT TIME! Even Jason is really into the whole Sombrero-To_Work day! LOOK:
I’m sure he was just resting his scalp from all the serious Cinco De PARTYING it was doing just moments before! Only one guy wasn’t really into the whole thing. He just wasn’t really into the whole celebration:
I mean JEEZ, try a little you know? Anyways, Next Stop, the Fourth of July!
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