Goodie Two Sleeves - Keeping it clean since 2002.

Goodie Two Sleeves® is a humor driven clothing brand based in Los Angeles, California. The Goodie Two Sleeves® trademark was created on June 5, 2002 making the brand about 6 years old. Founded on the idea of offering positive, light hearted content we are known for our professionalism and hilarious material. In a market that's saturated with easy outs and sometimes scandalous content, Goodie Two Sleeves® is on a mission to "keep it clean." We just want to make people laugh and feel good on the inside and out (Our clothes are waaay soft!).

When the founders of Goodie Two Sleeves® first began they were doing what they loved and selling t-shirts out of the trunk of a Honda Civic. Just months later the brand was already being carried by Hot Topic and Urban Outfitters and was growing rapidly. In January 2007r, after enough ups and downs to fill a theme park, a new partnership and new company was formed to enable the Goodie Two Sleeves® brand to flourish. The new company, Hold This, Inc. dba Goodie Two Sleeves®, was established on a steady foundation to support the the positive vision and creativity of Goodie Two Sleeves®. All of the changes have been made for the better, and what has remained is our resolve to continue to be a positive and encouraging apparel solution for our many amazing customers, because not everyone wants to wear a cuss word on their chest!

Everyone at Goodie Two Sleeves® is blessed to be able to do what we do for a living and share it with other people. In addition to the funny t-shirts, awesome hoodies, comfy pajamas, functional tote bags and purses and smile-worthy accessories we offer, we're already developing some great new newness for you. Plus after being a pioneer for 6 years in showcasing a fully animated, interactive website, our plans for making a funny, positive & relevant cartoon series is moving forward nicely as well. Stay tuned for the many new things headed your way, after all, we're doing this for you!

Mens Garments	S	M	L	XL
Size	34-36	38-40	42-44	46-48
Chest	34-36	38-40	42-44	46-48
Waist	30-32	32-33	33-34	36-38
Collar to Bottom	22	22	22	22

Girls Garments	S	M	L	XL
Size	0-2	4-6	8-10	12-14
Chest	30-32	32-34	36-38	40-42
Waist	25-26	27-28	30-32	33-35
Collar to Bottom	24	24	24	24

Apparel	Care instructions on inside of garments. Pretty much wash in washer, dry in dryer for anything wearable.
Solid Shirts	Made from 100% 30-Singles Cotton, printed in the U.S. and made in the U.S. or Mexico, most use water based inks for our "No feel feel". Features custom printed neck labels.
Heather Shirts	Made from 30-Singles Cotton / Synthetic blend, printed in the U.S. and made in the U.S. or Mexico, most use plastic based inks. Features custom printed neck labels and heathered color.
Hoodies	Made from 100% Cotton. Most use water based inks for our "No feel feel". Features custom Goodie Logo seam tape, Goodie Logo zipper-pull, fully printed & lined hood.

Misc	Care instructions if necessary are included with the merchandise.
Tote Bags	Made from canvas with screen printed and embroidered embellishments. Features contrast stitching, an inner compartment with a zipper closure and a Goodie Logo zipper pull.
Coin Purses	Made from vinyl fabric with screen printed embellishments and Goodie Logo zipper pull.
Buttons	Really? You want to know the specs of buttons? Okay, well, they're made of metal, have a pin closure on the reverse side and have 1.5" or 3" diameters.

We frequently receive many questions about topics ranging from shipping to taste in candy. If you have a question, please refer to this list and contact us if your question is not answered below.

Q: How do I contact you?
A: Click contact above, scroll down, click here, Lots of ways!

Q: How long does it take for me to receive my order?
A: You will receive your package of goodness in approximately 3-5 business days, depending on how slow your mailman walks (they do that now).
Rarely certain items will be between stock. If that is the case we will inform you and see if you want to wait for your item or choose something that we can send out immediately.

Q: What are Goodie® shirts made of?
A: They are made from 1% Cotton and the rest is a very rare, but soft material called Awesome*.
(*Awesome made from 100% Cotton.)
Heathered colors are a cotto/synthetic blend, but they're still 100% awesome.

Q: How can I exchange something?
A: Make sure that the item you're exchanging is unworn and unwashed. Washed/worn merchandise will not be accepted. Please write a brief note explaining the reason for your return and include your name, phone number, order number and home address (You may also include your favorite color[colour for our European friends]).
If the exchange is because we goofed and sent you the wrong thing, this whole process is free, Otherwise you will need to include a check or money order for $6.00 to cover the new shipping cost. Exchanges take 1-2 weeks to process. Cakes take 1-2 hours to make. Sneezes travel at 100-200 mph.

Q: I ordered __ weeks ago, where is my order?
A: If it has been more then 2 weeks since you placed your order, chances are we are currently printing your shirt, but go ahead and email us at with your name and order number and we'll fill you in on the deets (That means details).

Q: I ORDERED A SHIRT 3 DAYS AGO!!11! IM CALLING MY LAWYER!@!!11!1 IM GOING TO SUE YOU!!!!1!!@!!
A: That sounds irrational and/or crazy. If anyone says this to us we probably won't respond.

Q: How do you think of your designs?
A: We work really hard to make you smile! Our inspirations come from the weirdest places, like staples of pop-culture, clichés, just joking around. The art that we love ranges from Bill Watterson to Norman Rockwell, back to Tim Burton, so there's a wide variety.

Q: I have a great idea for a shirt! Will you guys make it?
A: If your idea is totally original (meaning no one else has done it and we haven't thought of it) then contact us. If you're a graphic designer you can sketch it out and scan it or snail mail it to us. We will not use anything that you send us unless we notify you first. If we use you idea or image we will give you $100.00 cash and $100.00 credit in our online store. We will hold periodic contests based on a certain theme and those prizes will vary but they will be voted on by our customers. Booya!

Q: How do I order shirts from you?
A: If you are a retailer please consult our Wholesale Inquiry section below.
If you're not with a retailer, then just click on Shop above and buy what you want. It's pretty easy.

Q: Can I get a discount for ordering a lot of shirts?
A: Yes, of course. Email us at and we will discuss the pertinants.

Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Not right this second, but if you bug our shipping department about it they will set it up. Come on all of you guys in the UK, Australia, wherever! Email us at and tell us that you want some Goodie!

Q: Is your online store safe to order from?
A: Absolutely. Your safety is important to us. Our store is hosted on a secure server and we use Authorize.net® to process all of our credit card transactions. Your information is secure and is not shared with any third parties. For all of our policies, terms & conditions, please click these words.

If you are with a retailer looking to learn more about carrying Goodie Two Sleeves® in your store then we would love to hear from you. We can send you a current catalog or give you access to our current line online. In any event, please contact our sales department my emailing or calling us at 1-888-RAD-TEES (888-723-8337).

All sorts of cool people wear the 'Sleeves! Although it isn't possible for us to keep up with all of the sightings, we have a few blurbs in our Press section. Click here to see what I'm talking about.
Also, heads up to those of you who wear Goodie, even if you aren't technically famous, you are to us! That's why we want you to send us pictures of you wearing your favorite Goodie Two Sleeves® shirt or hoodie or whatever! The more clever the better! We will post your photos in our Press section! Heck yes we will! Please email your images to .