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Working on Importantest Work

goodie — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:52:17 +0000

Due to the incredibly HIGH demand for shirts and the incredibly LOW demand for nonsense, we make it a point daily to evaluate the most pressing and time sensitive projects to complete on time, with the most lucrative ROI for that time spent. That means we don’t fart around, we work HARD each and every day to bring you the best and funniest shirt ideas our staff of unicorns can come up with. That is also why we canceled EVERYTHING we were doing to finish this totally relevant and totally important video of Guns & Roses slowed down to sound like heavy metal music, because both Guns & Roses and heavy metal music are SO HOT RIGHT NOW! (Just making sure, it is still 1995, right? Right. Of course it is. No sense in looking in the corner of my monitor to verify the date. I’ll just stick with my gut that it is 1995. Very relevant!)

In all seriousness though, we will be sharing some cool shirt related news this week, like where you can purchase the newest and bestest Goodie tees! Have a BLAST today! Far out! (That is something we say in 1995.)

Don’t Be Shy, Send Us Some Pictures!

goodie — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:38:38 +0000

Some of the coolest stuff we get to see is our fans and friends sporting their brand new Goodie Gear! We get all kinds of people sending in photos of them in their fave t-shirt of ours and we love showing the world your great taste in clothing! We ALSO know that we’ve sold nearly a million shirts and we don’t have nearly a million photos, so some of y’all are being shy!

Don’t be like this cat, super shy and all:

Be like THIS CAT:

and send us your photos! (Send pictures of you & your favorite Goodie merch to pictures@goodietwosleeves.com.)

Zoom Zoom Zoom(ies?)

goodie — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:34:58 +0000

…Oh, ZUMIEZ! Okay. Hi Zumiez! What’s that you say? You has sum tees of ours? O YAY! U r has dem four sales? O GUD! Dat r be gud nooz toh heer!

Sorry, for any of our readers who are NOT lolcats, I apologize because for some reason I slowly degraded into lolcatspeak. What I was trying to say was Zumiez has some awesome tees of ours, that are a bit more sophisticated than our usual affair. Take a look below!

Cool shirt, Mrs. Cool Shirt! It’s actually on one of our brand new fashion bodies for juniors that we’re really proud of. A great, cozy fit and an awesome look too! Here are a couple more:

All of these tops are available now and exclusively at zumiez.com! Now if you don’t mind, I am going to the National Dolphin Convention next week somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and I have to brush up on my Dolphin-speak. Laterz. I mean, Eek-kk-k!

Vroom Vroom Vroom

goodie — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:13:44 +0000

CRASH… Just kidding. Happy September Day! Jason parked like this the other day so that we all had to walk completely around the building. AROUND THE BUILDING GUYS! That’s like, at least twenty more feet or something! I’m not very good at math! AnyDAYS(of-our-lives)… It was very much the topic of conversation around the water cooler.

Oh, news? You want news? Possibly of the shirt variety? Check back tomorrow and I’m sure there will be some news floating around in these parts. All in all I think it’ll be a very newsie week!

I’m A Vegetarian…

goodie — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 23:01:39 +0000

…except for when I’m eating meat, that is! Hey-ooooohhhh! Speaking of salad-scarfers, we have been known to make a best selling vegetarian tee or two in our day, and we recently made one for Journey’s that has been doing extremely well. There are so many vegetarians out there! Anyways, if you like pandas and turtles on your shirt, advocating a meat-free diet, then make sure you grab one before they sell out again!

If You Love Dinos So Much Why Don’t You Marry One?

goodie — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:18:18 +0000

We’ve been doing a lot of business with Hot Topic recently and it’s been great, but for SOME reason all you guys really LOVE you some dinosaurs! This shirt is making it’s way around the globe at this point! Grab your own I Heart Dino Sports Tee at hottopic.com or in one of their stores today!

So This Happened

goodie — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:53:34 +0000

Oh I almost forgot. We don’t promote other brands or anything on here (because DUH) but while in Las Vegas I had to have my picture taken with a zombie hello kitty. That’s right, I HAD TO. I was literally FORCED to (by myself). Enjoy:

Magic Trade Show

goodie — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:31:56 +0000

We attend a big fashion trade show in Vegas a couple times every year and this year I ran into so many celebrities! I have a friend named Carly who literally runs into someone famous every day, but even she doesn’t meet a different famous person every 5 minutes! I almost couldn’t keep up! Here’s some of the highlights:

This is me with Johnny Depp!

He was very polite! Here is me with Ryan Gossling from The Notebook!

Neat Guy! Here’s me with Shaggy from Scooby-Doo!

He didn’t remember this later! Here’s me with Mario Lopez from Saved By the Bell and other tv!

Cool hair, Mario! At first I thought this was Robert Pattinson, but I realized later it was only Taylor Lautner:

So stoic! I met Val Kilmer too!

Get a shirt, Val! I was incredibly fortunate to run into one of my favorite actors, Johnny Depp:

I also finally ran into the REAL Robert Pattinson too!

And last but certainly not least, I had the wonderful privilege of getting a quick shot with my favorite actor in between him laying down fresh beats, here’s me and Johnny Depp!

Man! Such a great guy! All of them were! But in all seriousness (because the preceding post has not been serious.) I LITERALLY DID see T.I. the rapper on the escalator going the opposite way of me. He looked right at me and we were 5 feet apart and I simply put up my hand and WAVED IN HIS FACE. It was awesome. It was sort of like when I ‘chunked a deuce’ to Paul Wall as he was getting on an elevator. Both true stories!

“But did you actually work in Las Vegas?” I’m glad you asked, self! Yes! And we’ll be announcing some huge news as soon as the details are finalized! Stay tuned!

Drinking and Thinkin

goodie — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:50:25 +0000

Man, we are SO BUSY this week. I apologize for NOTHING though because business is busy and that is a great thing! That being said, you may ask yourself, “Myself, how does Goodie Two Sleeves® manage to stay warm during these freezing California summer days and still get all the hilarious work done that they need to?”

Good question!

More soon, from our trip to Vegas and new merch coming your way!

That Was Weird.

goodie — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 13:09:16 +0000

So we’re back from Vegas, regained control of our blog from a robot and we’re also RICH! We’ll update you all further next week but for now rest assured we are retiring early because gambling PAYS! For example, Jason made a single $100 bet and he won $100! That’s $200! Which is almost $1,000,000!

Using Jason’s example I set out to get equally rich… AND I DID! I didn’t have any money to gamble, but what I won was equally valuable.

I can eat forever! I soon plan on going to the Black Market and selling my cucumber slices for one million dollars and retiring. Have a good weekend!