Get Some Candy, Be Safe

Happy Halloween from your friends at Goodie Two Sleeves®! Remember to be safe, have fun and wear reflectors if you’re going trick-or-treating, also walk with a buddy!
This is my costume: I’m a middle aged dinosaur who doesn’t really watch tv, but makes time for the Golden Girls because I can relate to their situations and [...]

Happy Halloweeeeen!!!!!!

In celebration of this holiday that totes gets you free candy if you 1) play dress up and 2) aren’t older than twelve, we would like to make you laugh, cry, yell in anger, kiss your computer screen and maybe fart, all at the same time. You’re welcome, America.

Someone Must Be Talking About Me Because My Lips Are Flaming

Isn’t that how that saying goes? I don’t know, I’m only four. BUT, I’m not sure why we didn’t post this earlier, like, say, when this magazine episode (They’re called episodes now. Science.) was still out. BUT, better late than early as my sleep always says. Because I don’t like getting up early. Jokes! AAAANYways, [...]

New Hoodies in Hot Topic

In November we’ll be dropping 3 new hoodies in Hot Topic stores nation wide, which means you can pick one up to keep warm in style as it gets colder and colder. Also? We may or may not have 180-Swan-Dived onto it. Check the video for more info on that. We pretty much go swimming [...]

Tuesdays, Tuesdays, Tuesdays, HOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Booya Grandma! That’s what your eyeballs say when you put Thundercats in them. Like they’re hungry for spaghetti and you give them ITALY. The animated action is awesome and the creepy toilet paper covered bad guy is ultra absorbent (Because Downey®). I don’t know the premise of this episode, but aren’t they all kind of [...]

Lets All Go To The Lobby

Now this is some hip hop I can really get behind. No cuss words, no vulgar innuendo, just pure movie-going Sudanese rap.
New SAT question: ‘Bangs’ is to “going to movies” as the fly in my office is to what? Answer: Flying all up in my face. I hate this stupid fly.. CORRECT! You win all [...]

How Many Lucky Ninja Kids Can There Be?

And here I thought there could only be 6 lucky ninja kids. According to this vid there are SEVEN! Little Elf is the best one too because of his amazing ability to hover-ollie his skateboard, which is just like a regular ollie, but with more ghost magic! But now I’m confused. This video is seven [...]